Last Sunday I was with my friend Jackie. We had a list of things to do. It was about 11am. My car was at the car wash up the street and we were walking 2 blocks over to the bike shop. As we walked past the Starbucks we paused to cross the street. We both saw him at the same time. We both thought the exact same thing too... "what is he wearing?" He was about 100 yards or less from us running in our direction. I started to view his "outfit" from the top down thinking he had a lot of the exact same color of brown on! Then I noticed it... his wiener was swinging back and forth. I said to Jackie "that man is naked!" and Jackie said "he sure is". By now he was crossing the street and running right towards us. Jackie said "lets get some coffee" I said "great idea". We calmly turned around and walked into the Starbucks.
As we entered the Starbucks there was this unspoken tension and anticipation. Everyone had seen him. We were all wondering was this man going to come running into the Starbucks NAKED?!... then the man in line in front of us said "whew they're here!" As we turned around wondering what he was talking about the police car pulled up right outside just in time!
After we had gotten our coffee as we walked out of the coffee shop we looked to the left. The naked running man was laying on the ground face down surrounded by police men. He was screaming. We went to the bike shop and Jackie bought her new bike.
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You should have explained the reason you thought he was wearing all brown is becasue your blind! LOL
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