"short" story, big laughs

the names have been changed to protect those involved. its not nice. it is funny. maybe ya had to be there...
Sue and I were talking at a bar in Vegas on Friday after the show before our dinner appointments. Sue mentions something she wants to share with me admitting its wrong (not nice). I'm drinking and I'm me, so, let's hear it! Sue proceeds to inform me that she thinks her sister is a midget. I guess she's been watching some shows on TLC and learned the technical measurements of a midget are 4'9" and she thinks her sister qualifies. I point out that I think her friend Aria, whom I had met recently is also in that category. Aria was also in Vegas as she had kind of "crashed" the trade show and was disrespectfully been riding on Sue's coattails the entire time. Maybe that's what prompted this not nice progression. By the end of the night Aria was being referred to as the "Gnome" because of some of the unbelievable choices she had made while in Vegas. All of these dissing comments escalated the story around drinks and french fries and tears of laughter amongst a group of friends. Gnome fetish, Gnome bitch, Gnome earrings, Gnome you name it... The best, which brought me to my knees in laughter mid-casino, by our friend Hot-Carl, "If I got a hand job by the Gnome it'd have to be double fisted in order to feel it!"
Told ya! not nice, but funny! More later.