Monday, February 2, 2009

this program temporarily interrupted

An unpleasant trip to the doctor, followed by some sever discomfort and a lot of pain. A couple more days off of work & a trip to the emergency room. Have you ever driven yourself to the ER? Where do you park? how long will you be there? "would you like to valet?"...
A few doses of morphine while working to set up a new account with the nursing staff, gotta make some money wherever you can these days! Make up for that parking expense!
They spin you around to face the tv to ensure your stay is comfortable. A poke and a prod... rolled away for a test or two, by the way, did we get some urine?...I'll get you a cup! No matter how stoned, I'd prefer to walk to the bathroom, thank you.
8 hours later and a shot of morphine for the road, you are free to go. Yes, you are in pain and this is why... but we cannot do anything for you. Bed rest and vicodin for about 72 hours. Please go see your doctor within 3 days for a follow up.
Here's a phone, call a friend or a cab. Only after you've gotten dressed, and only if you can find your way out! Remember, you've been properly medicated!
TAXI!... my limit is 2 martini's.. 3 or was it 4 shots of morphine?... feels like 4 martini's to me.
I'm ok now, about 85% better. Should be back on track by Wednesday.

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